Mesut Ozil has hit back at media reports which suggested he would leave the club if Arsene Wenger remained in charge for next season.
The Sun wrote that such a scenario would play out, but suggested that the German international could join Sevilla or even Valencia, rather than one of the big boys in La Liga, rather undermining themselves along the way.
It smacked of sensationalist nonsense, and when Ozil Tweeted earlier, it was to give his backing to Wenger and put the story back in its box.
“Have seen the media reports today,” he said. “Arsène Wenger was a big reason for me joining Arsenal – this hasn’t changed!”
— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) March 22, 2016
Given that things are a bit tetchy at the moment you could probably link him with a summer move to Twatwanker FC, currently bottom of the Skidmark Conference, and people would believe it.